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We believe that your only true birthright is death. That doesn’t mean you need to go into the darkness quietly. Everything is trying to kill you. Hunger, thirst, cars, relatives… all killers. So instead of cowering at home, flinching at every noise, you’ve got to get out there and do your worst. Deny your birthright. Stave off the inevitable until the Devil comes to drag you down to Hell.

It should be noted that Lisa is the cutest, sweetest, smartest, most wonderful woman in the world.